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    kalitache

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    #1

    Un tip ajunge mort de beat acasa. Nevasta-sa il ia la palme:

    - Mai bei, ma, porcule?! Zi, ma, mai bei?!

    El, cu greu reusind sa ridice capul:

    - Toarna!!!

    #2

    - Daca stiam ca esti atat de sarac, nu m-as mai fi casatorit cu tine.
    - Ti-am spus de atatea ori ca esti tot ce am pe lume, dar nu ti-a pasat.

    Un barbat suna la pompieri si zice speriat:
    - Domnule, soacra mea vrea sa se arunce de la etaj!!
    - Si care e problema?
    - Nu se deschide fereastra!

    #3

    Nici bine nu te trezesti,
    Ca la Facebook te gandesti.
    Ba mananci ba nu mananci
    Toata lumea o anunti:
    Ba ca ti-a murit pisica,
    Ba ca te-a lasat gagica,
    Ba ca ploua, ba ca ninge
    Aragazu nu se stinge.
    Cand postezi cate-o prostie
    Mii de like-uri vrei sa fie,
    Si cand sunt doar doua-trei
    Te comporti ca Doroftei.
    Dai cu pumnu-n monitor
    Iei parintii la omor
    Si scrii mai tarziu pe wall:
    "Aoleu ce zi sa mor!"
    Sa-l dau dracu de Facebook!
    Sa nu mai scriu unde ma duc,
    "At Baneasa Mall sau Buc".
    With my friends,sau singur cuc
    Sa-l dau dracu de Facebook !!

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